December 4th, 2008
The media so often gets it wrong. Reports of my death in a tragic accident in hospital are quite untrue. You have to expect diabolical things to happen to you when you enter the operating theatre of course but they usually do things to improve your health in the long term. So I’ll admit I did have a prostate thingamajig done while I was anesthetised but the torture came later when a nurse would come and squeeze a bulb containing liquid into my lower regions every half an hour for four days. I did survive however; I even survived the near death trip the driver gave me when he drove me home in a hurry. How I miss it the thrill of all those sensations!
That should have been the end of it but I don’t feel it’s appropriate to go into my personal details here which would only be of interest to a sadist. Did you say you are a sadist? Sorry to disappoint you, I was thinking of the others. I then found myself in a stressful situation regarding my lease where I live. I’m sure the manager knew whatever he was doing but he was on his own, I simply could not work out his strategy. He just spuriously threw leases and threats at me of varying types.
Without going into any detail here the matter of the lease was resolved after a week or so and I now found myself with high blood sugar. When they tested me they told me I should have been in a diabetic coma with a blood sugar level of 33. Would that be a useful experience I wonder? Probably not! The fact is high blood sugar gives you funny eye sight, wobbly legs, it can even do permanent damage if it continues for too long so looking at my computer or the T V was difficult because things would periodically change focus or go fuzzy. I found I couldn’t spend more than hour on this machine at a time and anyway the brain was also a bit fuddled. “Enough,” she cried, “I’m satisfied!” I immediately replied, “I hear you! I hear you!” So now you know why I have not given you my incredible insights on everything around me recently. But I will write a blog whenever I find something serious or something to laugh about from now on.
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October 4th, 2008
I have been a bit slow to announce we are introducing a number of new ebooks and software to www.ebooks-central.net. It is painstakingly slow to open every zip file and examine its contents while extracting details of its purpose. The more expensive items usually contain a sales page, thank you page and everything you need to use as a starter for a business. We also check that all files can be opened correctly because we do find problems with corrupt zip files and we find them we do not display them on the web site but put them in the garbage bin. Should find you have purchased a corrupt file we will give you refund without question. Once this is completed the additional range will be uploaded directly to the servers so it may take a week or two yet.
I, personally, am interested in making movies. I have worked with two Universities here in Brisbane as an actor (and I am also a qualified electronic engineer.) Every time I have been on a film set and find the students willing I have asked them for a copy of their production notes. From that I have learned how they are taught to make movies from start to finish. I now have that information ensconced in my synapses so I can use it to teach others. I do not pretend to be a leading expert of course but my knowledge is sufficient to enable me to teach the average guy how to make movies. Some time or other we will have a website dedicated to that purpose.
For starters we would like to be able to offer movie scripts for sale on www.ebooks-central.net but so far I have had no response. At this stage we would like scripts that can be undertaken by the less experienced movie maker of between ten and twenty minutes long. For those of you that don’t know, 12 point courier (old) on the standard movie script layout on A4 is equivalent to one minute of movie time on average which equates to 10 to 20 pages of script.
Come on you writers, you must have heaps of scripts on your computer doing nothing.
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October 4th, 2008
Thank for coming to look at my blog site.
Tomorrow Tim brocklehurst is releasing his video learning program called
The Freedom Class Action Freedom Pack
http://www.thefreedomclass.com/booknow/special.php?invite=379
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September 12th, 2008
Have you heard? They are keeping it very quiet of course but it’s must hit the main media soon. Those people in Europe working around the God machine are in trouble. I mean real trouble. Some have disappeared completely so I’m told, it’s suggested they may be in a different century, some have suddenly become old age pensioners and some have become school children again. Just a few have resisted change because they have very special powers I’m told because they eat a special breakfast cereal perhaps?
Rumour has it they are about to set up a special school for those who have de-aged and then the others who suddenly reached old age are going to have a real pension to live on (unlike pensioners in Australia).
This is real science fiction come true! What else will they discover?
There’s some talk of a black hole motor for cars. That’s not new is it? If the colour of the exhaust is black smoke it must have a black smoke generator, where else than from a black hole? I know quite a few of those already on the roads. But these burn petrol, if these future machines don’t require petrol then they are really onto something.
So how would you set about building a black hole motor? Quite frankly the pictures of the God machine I’ve seen on TV are quite large; it’s hard to imagine one scaled down small enough to fit under the bonnet of a car. The energy needed to produce a black hole is enormous so where is the saving? So if you didn’t want to generate a black hole locally perhaps you could buy one?
Surely you can’t export black holes? The black hole this God machine produces is surely not something you can put in a packing crate and send overseas. If you tried to transport the hole itself, the packing crate and the aircraft and everyone inside the aircraft including the aircraft itself would go into the black hole and disappear wouldn’t it? Then you’ve lost your cargo, the passengers and pilot and end up with nothing! Perhaps that’s so, I don’t understand it.
This black hole thing is really a very concept to difficult to deal with as I see it. They talk about enormous benefits for mankind in the future but my thinking is will mankind have a future after this gigantic Armageddon machine gets up to speed in a few weeks time?
What of the future? Will it produce a new system for moving prospects directly to your website I wonder? What are your thoughts on how it might affect our future?
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September 5th, 2008
I am pleased to be able to tell you that after sorting through several issues of a technical nature over several weeks we now have the website up and running. At this stage our primary business is ebooks but because I have had a long standing interest in the film industry various items relevant to movie making will be included over time. You’ll note that we have a section for movie scripts both feature length and short movies usually in the 10-20 minute range.
I would encourage anybody to submit their ebook or their movie script for inclusion for sale on our website. The movie scripts will require a synopsis which shouldn’t be too brief, the ebook, software or graphics should be adequately explained in a few words. Naturally the author’s price is required of course so we will work on commission. For movie scripts the commission is usually 10% for books, for software, graphics etc. can be up to 50% commission simply because the author wants publicity. That is your decision if you are submitting a text or software of some sort and we reserve the right to reject any offers we do not think are marketable.
Having said all that please do not be deterred from submitting your work to see if you can make a sale here and perhaps a name for yourself. If you have a requirement for a written work or software, please look at our site and if you cannot find it please let us know.
Tags: ebooks, graphics, movie scripts, software
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July 31st, 2008
You may have been redirected here when you decided to have a look at our new website www.ebooks-central.net. If you had been redirected here we truly appreciate your interest. This website is still under construction and will not be available for a few weeks so please keep looking.
If you are familiar with Tim Brocklehurst’s products you will know he takes time and effort to give you value for money.
In the past few months, Tim has been holding a set of 3-day action workshops to set people up with their own automatic online business.
The participants of these classes walked away with their own viral profit machines after 3 days of intensive training and guidance.
Just 3 days to create a virally explosive Internet business… imagine the excitement of that!
These classes were conducted by a method called “Action Learning”, which meant not only did participants get to learn *how* to do it, but they also *did* it.
They created their business, there and then, in the class… and they paid a princely sum to be there, too.
Would you like to be a fly on the wall of that?
OK – well the good news is, there’s a f.ree video you can watch right now which gives you one of the core principles of how to build a business this way.
Here’s the link
And if you like it (which I think you will), there are 8 more you can get too… and guess what, they’re all f.ree!
Go ahead, go and get Tim’s secret teaching for f.ree…
Just click here
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July 20th, 2008
You would think surfing Traffic Swarm would have minimal dangers. I thought so anyway. Yet the other day when I was trying out the free system called Traffic Swarm Busted and attempting to get sufficient credits, I managed to get three viruses one after the other. One was really nasty and corrupted my Office files so I had to do a reinstall after the virus was removed. What I hadn’t realised was these viruses can also affect your eyes.
“You’re kidding aren’t you?” “No! I am serious! Afterall, why not?” I asked, “there is bird flu which is passed from birds to humans then there is the Hendra (hope that’s how you spell it) virus which is passed from horses to humans. Why not a computer virus which is also passed onto humans?” That’s logical isn’t it?
My eyes were affected, regardless of the sceptics, they were weeping and bloodshot after using the computer. I thought a good night’s sleep and all would be cured but then I thought, no, maybe not, so I spent the morning trying to find a chemist who would prescribe eye drops and eventually found one. He was surprised I had come to him because he said because most people go to a computer shop to get their viruses treated.
He was being a bit silly I thought. I don’t go to a computer shop for cough mixture, do you? Anyway, this pharmacist agreed to cooperate and he sold me some eye drops after checking I wasn’t leaking brain fluid through my eyes. I did admit I was a bit cracked but that was quite normal for me.
When I got home I thought about it. The virus had come from the Internet as we know so I put a few of my prescription drops in my modem but unfortunately that didn’t help. Then I thought, should I try my eyes instead? Almost immediately after I used the drops the bloodshot effect diminished. He’d told me it would go by evening.
I’ve learnt my lesson here and you too should be warned. Don’t ignore the warnings when your computer says it’s threatened, you may be too. Be prepared; always wear protective glasses when viewing your computer if you want to be sure of avoiding a virus infection in your eyes.
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July 16th, 2008
John Reese has just released his Traffic Secrets 2.0. Everyone, that is mostly everyone is raving about it. It is a superior product, no doubt of that.
When you read through the instructions you do find some hidden extras that will cost you money over and above the cost of the course. This quite happens we know but after web hosting which is to be expected there are some other propositions. It suggests for example you get someone to create content for a start. Hey! This is going to cost me extra. How much will it be and can I afford that?
Now about research, John teaches you how to do excellent research but suggests you get someone to do it for you. What a great idea! I simply love to pass the hard tedious tasks over to someone else. But hey! This is going to cost me extra. How much will it be and can I afford that?
Do you like choices when starting a business? Of course, I would, provided I have a real focus on what I need as apposed to what might be a useful extra that I don’t actually need. I’d love to have that beautiful receptionist sitting at the desk smiling at my customers everytime they enter my premises. A bit difficult to organise with an Internet business perhaps and I’d have to pay her of course. Then I’d have to keep the camera on her all day. She might just get a bit fed up with that! Now keep your feet on the ground, boy!
Let’s get back to reality, I find the Internet a place where I get sidetracked so many times because I cannot avoid going through the offers, all written by pros who write in the most compelling manner who tell you, you can’t live without this or that product. But do I NEED it?The actual price of John’s course is probably affordable for most. I better not quote a price here because it many vary somewhat depending who is making the offer. It would be safe to say it’s a superb product with bonus products but is it useable by the inexperienced marketer? I think not, from the comments I have read about it, it is definitely aimed at the professional who already has a support team to back him up. It’s not for the do it yourself home marketer.
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May 9th, 2008

This is a picture of the group attending the Freedom Class in Sydney with Tim Brocklehurst. Angé thas now sent me her pic which I’ve included in this blog.
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Well she did it all without music. No tap dancing or acrobatics but a very lively performance nevertheless I have to say. We didn’t even have a Rap dancer among us at the Tim Brocklehurst’s Freedom Class in Sydney but we were very focused on Angé Wayne’s version of the Kundalini energy routine.
Few people who succeed in life do so without a major setback somewhere along the way. It’s that pause in life when something serious or even catastrophic happens that gives time to think, no doubt posing fundamental questions, “what if or what next or where do I go from here?” Should we pass the test, we will find the energy and resolve to do better next time or if not, sit and complain and do nothing for ever. Angé showed us what she is made of, she sold her successful three-tiered company specializing in corporate recruitment supplying corporate uniforms and training to follow her destiny – changing lives through motivational speaking.
So anyone in Internet marketing needs stamina and strength of purpose because they say 98% of would be entrepreneurs fail in the Internet business. Maybe you could say it’s the toughest business to succeed in unless you are lucky enough to find the right system to sweep you to success. Tim’s Viral Spiral must be one of the best ways and you can get started in his business for free to see if it’s for you.
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