A couple had just retired to bed. After twenty years of marriage the petting had slowly become very infrequent so the wife was delighted when her husband began touching her.

He tickled her around the neck and dug deeply into the pillow underneath her head then worked his way slowly under the chin and around her perky breasts and under the chest. He continued downwards to her stomach area.

Then he changed direction and moved his hand up to the hollow under her arm pit and worked his way around, first on one side then the other. He tickled her as he did so and she squirmed with delight. Then he changed tactics and moved his hands over her breasts again down to her groin area. She loved it. He first felt around her buttocks and thighs on one side then the other then he forced his hand through her closed legs and began to feel upwards along her inner thighs. She was getting ecstatic and excited. He slowly worked his way up to her crutch and she wriggled and started breathing deeply. Suddenly he withdrew his hand altogether.

She waited a few seconds before she realised he had stopped then she jerked her head up. “You stopped sweetheart. Why?” he didn’t reply. “Hey, you got me all excited and then when it was getting really interesting you stopped. Was it something I did, darling?”

He took his hand from under the sheets while holding something in his right hand. Then the T V came on.

He replied, “I found the remote.”

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We hear how useful Myspace, Facebook and Twitter are becoming useful as free marketing tools so why not use them to the greatest affect? I have read numerous articles on the subject before putting my own thoughts on paper so perhaps they are not so original. But since everyone has a personal view reading mine may give you a different slant.

I decided Facebook would be the place to start because I’ve not been active with Myspace to date and the two are somewhat similar. Twitter is a different type of site and one on which I often post a line or two but limited when it comes to photos.

That’s not me but my granddaughter at her Christening a few years back. The contrast between us may shock you but here it is. I will also confess I am totally grey since my pic was taken.

So for today I thought I would concentrate on Facebook and give you my outline of how best to make an impression on your friends and potential customers. As I assume you are basically a stranger to all the people that call themselves “friends” but since they have decided to read your blog or your comments and if their interest had been sufficiently stimulated they will go to look you up in your profile. If you want to impress it’s best to give them some personal information. People who hide behind graphics or cartons are hardly likely to make any impact. You will have a photo of yourself available and pics of you and your partner having fun would be great. People relate to people! It therefore all helps to establish you as a real person rather than a nonentity who just churns out words and advice.

BRAGGING SESSION

I don’t have a lot of family shots because I’m the one who usually takes the pictures. The ones taken of me are most likely to be when I’ve been acting in some movie. I do that both as an amateur and a professional but despite my enormous talent I have only had small roles in movies but as an amateur actor on stage I had many leading roles. I have one or two I’ll be adding shortly to my Facebook:

This was shot of me on the set of Kasey Chamber’s “Like a River”. I was the song and dance man though all I did to be honest was to prance around with my brolley in the downpour from the hose pipe.

Here are a few more pics from my earlier acting days. I can’t remember who I was in bed with except she was female (in case you hadn’t noticed), I’ve never held a commission in the army but I was a banker in “Peter Pan” the movie shot at Movie World on the Gold Coast.

So if you have some skills or photos to stimulate interest don’t hesitate to show them to your adoring public.

So about my past, I hope the CIA don’t see this! I was a singer as a child and did many stage performances so strangely enough when I had to leave school I decide to become a government scientist with the MOD in the U K. When I graduate from college they made me an Assistant Experimental Officer and gave me all sorts of things to do in electronic development work. Some of those developments proved successful and I moved to bigger and better things during that employment. Naturally I am being brief because if I went into detail on the various projects I could fill a book. So at the end of that career when Margaret Thatcher decided she didn’t want so many government scientists some of us took early retirement. The time was right for me having just completed a four year project with a team of young men. We had successfully made a prototype electronic telephone exchange as part of a large range of new innovative electronic devices and successfully demonstrated it to NATO generals and the U S as the new communication system for the military. God knows what happened to it?

During this period, I learned to be a glider pilot and did power flying as well and also became a thespian at the local theatre where I tended to get lead roles quite frequently.

I moved from U K to New Zealand and became a company manager. I also learned a lot about philosophy in N Z from the School of Philosophy in Auckland but my family and I could not really settle there so we moved on to Australia after a few years.

Employment was a problem in Australia and I couldn’t get my teeth into anything as I had done in New Zealand. I thought real estate would be a good back up job so I took various exams which included Real Estate law and maths so I could up my commissions which I never got. I resurrected my interest in ballroom dancing and got another Gold Medal. I took the Investment advisors exam which I passed with distinction and worked at that for a few years then when the markets crashed I went back into engineering with a firm of consultants.

That was the time the De Lorentis Studios opened on the Gold Coast and I had such a cosy relationship with the casting director I could get a small part in first T V series in Australia in Mission Impossible every time I could take a day off. Then I went to acting school and graduated as a pro actor.

Then I thought I might survive better if I worked from home so I trained as a masseur. I qualified in Swedish and Sports massage. I have the greatest respect for naked ladies wanting me to rub my hands all over them but so many of the men got excited before I’d even started. I couldn’t handle this so I gave it away.

Obviously there is more to my various careers than this but I think it gives most people a good overview. I am always willing to give something a go that really grabs my interest like the Internet. I will make some suggestions in my next blog.

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I am really excited to announce I have now got an arrangement with Liz Tomey so I can promote her extremely useful websites for Internet Marketers. Just in case you haven’t heard of Liz, she got started in the marketing world at the age of 19 by building up her own direct mail/mail order business. Liz created several products and services to help others in the direct mail/mail order business build their businesses quickly and easily. She has successfully run this business since 1998.

In late 2004 Liz took the Internet marketing arena by storm by creating products and services especially for Internet marketers. These proven to work products have allowed Liz to become the well-known and the liked Internet marketer that she is today. I am honoured to be working with her on these projects even though I have to confess she will provide most if not all the content. I will add my comments about this arrangement on this blog in due course.

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The media so often gets it wrong. Reports of my death in a tragic accident in hospital are quite untrue. You have to expect diabolical things to happen to you when you enter the operating theatre of course but they usually do things to improve your health in the long term. So I’ll admit I did have a prostate thingamajig done while I was anesthetised but the torture came later when a nurse would come and squeeze a bulb containing liquid into my lower regions every half an hour for four days. I did survive however; I even survived the near death trip the driver gave me when he drove me home in a hurry. How I miss it the thrill of all those sensations!

Without going into any detail here the matter of the lease was resolved after a week or so and I now found myself with high blood sugar. When they tested me they told me I should have been in a diabetic coma with a blood sugar level of 33. Would that be a useful experience I wonder? Probably not! The fact is high blood sugar gives you funny eye sight, wobbly legs, it can even do permanent damage if it continues for too long so looking at my computer or the T V was difficult because things would periodically change focus or go fuzzy. I found I couldn’t spend more than hour on this machine at a time and anyway the brain was also a bit fuddled. “Enough,” she cried, “I’m satisfied!” I immediately replied, “I hear you! I hear you!” So now you know why I have not given you my incredible insights on everything around me recently. But I will write a blog whenever I find something serious or something to laugh about from now on.

I have been a bit slow to announce we are introducing a number of new ebooks and software to www.ebooks-central.net. It is painstakingly slow to open every zip file and examine its contents while extracting details of its purpose. The more expensive items usually contain a sales page, thank you page and everything you need to use as a starter for a business. We also check that all files can be opened correctly because we do find problems with corrupt zip files and we find them we do not display them on the web site but put them in the garbage bin. Should find you have purchased a corrupt file we will give you refund without question. Once this is completed the additional range will be uploaded directly to the servers so it may take a week or two yet.

I, personally, am interested in making movies. I have worked with two Universities here in Brisbane as an actor (and I am also a qualified electronic engineer.) Every time I have been on a film set and find the students willing I have asked them for a copy of their production notes. From that I have learned how they are taught to make movies from start to finish. I now have that information ensconced in my synapses so I can use it to teach others. I do not pretend to be a leading expert of course but my knowledge is sufficient to enable me to teach the average guy how to make movies. Some time or other we will have a website dedicated to that purpose.

For starters we would like to be able to offer movie scripts for sale on www.ebooks-central.net but so far I have had no response. At this stage we would like scripts that can be undertaken by the less experienced movie maker of between ten and twenty minutes long. For those of you that don’t know, 12 point courier (old) on the standard movie script layout on A4 is equivalent to one minute of movie time on average which equates to 10 to 20 pages of script.

Come on you writers, you must have heaps of scripts on your computer doing nothing.

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I am pleased to be able to tell you that after sorting through several issues of a technical nature over several weeks we now have the website up and running. At this stage our primary business is ebooks but because I have had a long standing interest in the film industry various items relevant to movie making will be included over time. You’ll note that we have a section for movie scripts both feature length and short movies usually in the 10-20 minute range.

I would encourage anybody to submit their ebook or their movie script for inclusion for sale on our website. The movie scripts will require a synopsis which shouldn’t be too brief, the ebook, software or graphics should be adequately explained in a few words. Naturally the author’s price is required of course so we will work on commission. For movie scripts the commission is usually 10% for books, for software, graphics etc. can be up to 50% commission simply because the author wants publicity. That is your decision if you are submitting a text or software of some sort and we reserve the right to reject any offers we do not think are marketable.

Having said all that please do not be deterred from submitting your work to see if you can make a sale here and perhaps a name for yourself. If you have a requirement for a written work or software, please look at our site and if you cannot find it please let us know.